Palmolive

So apparently the Palmolive spout has a two stage opening. A little open and all the way open.
I must in the future be sure to have the Palmolive open only to the first stage, a little open. This is so important that it needed to be pointed out to me not once but twice with a visual demonstration.
Thank you sir, my life is now complete.

This bottle is closed.

This bottle is open but it is WRONG

This bottle is opened in the right way. Yahoo!

No, I'm not kidding

So he just read a cookbook to me. He bought several cookbooks at the flea market and in an attempt to convince me what a great purchase he had made, he read them to me. Just the titles of the recipes for the most part although in a few cases he read the entire recipe as well. On and on and on and on.....

The salad plate.

What I heard...."when she comes back ask for a clean salad plate.
What I said to the waitress...."can we have a clean salad plate"
What he said...."make that two"
What he said to me...."were you really going to just get a plate for yourself?"
Believe me it got even more stupid after that. An argument in Sonny's over a salad plate.
>>>>sigh<<<<