The salad plate.

What I heard...."when she comes back ask for a clean salad plate.
What I said to the waitress...."can we have a clean salad plate"
What he said...."make that two"
What he said to me...."were you really going to just get a plate for yourself?"
Believe me it got even more stupid after that. An argument in Sonny's over a salad plate.
>>>>sigh<<<<